How To Use Instagram To Get Women In Ukraine

In this article I am going to talk about Instagram, how I hate normie social media, and how I came to realize that I was doing it wrong, and you are too. I have always hated social media and I never saw the appeal of Instagram until I fell down a rabbit hole of researching Instagram and the benefits that it can bring, especially in regards to dating and women. I originally started my Instagram so I could post some photos for my friends back in America and have them saved in case I lost my phone. Then I bought the crown and magic happened and now here we are.

Without going too much into what women look for in men, I think we can all agree women are attracted to high social status men. Instagram may be a platform for social media, sharing photos, and a text message application, but it also works as a proxy for social status as well. Instagram makes it prominent how many people follow you and how many people you follow. An entire social ecosystem of expectations and assumptions has developed around this one single number of how many followers you have. Simply put, the more followers you have the higher you rank in social standing the eyes of women who use Instagram, which is every single woman in Ukraine. Instagram, if used correctly for this purpose, serves as a gigantic advertisement for you. If you don’t have an Instagram in Ukraine you’re not going to do as well as you could otherwise and opportunities will slip by you until you start using Instagram correctly.

I’m going to assume you don’t have an Instagram account already, but if you do have an old or unused account then great! Use that one to start this process. Otherwise sign up for a new account but note Instagram limits newer accounts more than old accounts with limits on how many actions you can take per hour and per day on the platform. It’s going to take you slightly longer to build up a new account into a useful and socially valuable asset to you. You need to start this process now so your Instagram account is ready to show off by the time you visit Ukraine.

The average girl on Instagram has 600 followers, whereas the average guy has 150 followers, so as a guy you’re going to get much more value and status out of your Instagram account being seen as a popular guy. It’s not hard to stand out against other men on Instagram. There are a couple standard milestones for Instagram follower count that matter, 500, 1,000, and 15,000 followers. Your first goal should be 500 followers, which will enable you to grow your Instragram account faster as your limits on the number of actions you can take per day, such as following other users, will increase.

Before getting into the details of how to grow your Instagram account into a valuable social asset to you let me stress that you really don’t have a choice here, you have to have Instagram in order to be as successful as possible meeting women in Ukraine. A typical interaction in Ukraine when meeting a woman is to exchange Instagram or Telegram contacts. This is why having what appears to be a popular Instagram account matters so much, she is going to see your follower count when she adds your contact and she will instantly judge your social status based on this number. She’ll also see it frequently again when she goes to text with you. As dumb and unfair as this may be, your only winning move here is to play the game. Fortunately, you don’t really need to actually engage with Instagram or put much time, energy, or effort into growing your account if you follow this method.

If making a new account, pick a name that doesn’t have dots or dashes in it so it’s easier to type and search for, and avoid numbers if possible. You can always change your username, so don’t worry too much if starting with an old Instagram account, just change it when you come up with a good name. Fill in all the details possible on the account information page with whatever you like, just don’t leave them blank. Also pick and upload a main profile picture.

To start it doesn’t matter what your account is about, you’re going to eventually delete everything you ever post and change your Instagram to be an advertisement for you and your social status. Decide on something, but keep it socially acceptable and normal. It could be cats, travel photos, random cool photos, it really doesn’t matter, just don’t post things that could possibly get you banned. Avoid politics and keep it totally politically correct. Since you’re interesting in traveling to Ukraine you can even make it all about Ukrainian stuff. Just don’t make your Instagram about you right now, later once you have a high follower count you’ll delete every post you made and upload pictures of yourself and your adventures.

Start by selecting three pictures to post on your account and post those right away. If you’re starting on an old account don’t worry about deleting anything you previously posted, just leave those posts there, they will help you as well. Every day post one new picture to Instagram, it really doesn’t matter what. You just want Instagram to think you’re a real user, which you are, and let Instagram lift it’s internal action limits on your account.

Instagram limits new accounts to approximately 50 actions per day, so you want to spend these on following other people. About 25% of users will mindlessly politely follow you back, and this is how you’re going to grow your account to your first 500 followers and get higher action limits. It really doesn’t matter who you follow, search any topic that interests you on Instagram and click the follow button on them. I could suggest Ukrainian women since that’s what you are eventually interested in, but really any topic will do. Count as you spam 50 follows to random accounts, then close the app and forget about it until tomorrow. Repeat this daily until you reach your first 100 followers, which will increase your limits slightly, allowing you to do this twice a day. At around 500 followers you’ll be able to follow 200 new people per day, but there is still a per hour limit that is lower. There is a hard cap limit of 7,500 people you can follow on Instagram. If you did this every day it would still take you over 37 days to hit this limit, so don’t worry about it, you’ll reach the cap eventually. If you stick with it and hit the cap you’ll end up with approximately 1,875 users who follow you back, and possibly some natural growth if whatever you post is interesting or entertaining.

Really it only takes half that time, or about 3 weeks, to get your Instagram account over 1,000 followers, which is the 2nd and important milestone. This is the point when a Ukrainian woman sees you have 1,000 followers and her pussy starts getting moist. Really what’s happening here is your account is helping you to signal you are a high social status popular male, which women here want. It’s going to help you in ways you hopefully never realize because you didn’t waste your time being some random typical male retard. You’re going to get ghosted less by women you meet. You’ll get more engagement from them by text messaging. You’ll even unlock the ability to send random messages to girls on Instagram and get a much higher response rate than you otherwise would have. All of this is thanks to your number of followers being 4 digits and not 3 digits. You already know women care about how many digits are in your bank account, and your Instagram account is no different.

It’s your choice from there, as a bigger number is always better. Size does matter. But at 1,000 followers you should delete all your posts from your history and upload pictures of you looking your best and whatever other random cool photos you want to represent yourself. Then stop posting. Let your account sit there as an advertisement of you. Delete every person you follow, and be mindful of the 200 unfollow limit per day, because next I’m going to talk about what is called ratio.

Ratio is how many people follow you compared to how many people you follow. Frequent Instagram users, read women, know these tricks and they know about ratio. In fact, most people do. Lucky for you, you can delete all evidence you ever did this strategy by unfollowing everyone. The ideal high status Instagram account has a lot of people follow it, but follows very few people itself. The ratio of people who follow your account to the people you follow should be high. Meaning if 1,000 people follow you, and you follow 100 people, your ratio is 10-1, or 10. What matters most is how many people follow you, but also when your account is in the 1,000-15,000 followers range, you need to also signal you didn’t gain these followers by just spamming random people with follow requests. When I see an account that follows more than 1,000 people itself, I know what they are doing, growth hacking their own Instagram follower account with this same tactic. It’s an incredibly stupid system but this is the way it works and you have no choice but to play the game.

Hopefully you start this method immediately so you’re not playing catch up when you arrive in Ukraine, but it’s never to late to start growing your Instagram account so that your Instagram account can help you be successful with women in Ukraine. One final thought, you may be tempted to buy followers for your account or even buy a Instagram account that is already made with a bunch of followers. The method I described is considered a legitimate and natural way to grow an Instagram account, but if you don’t have time to do this before your trip to Ukraine, or just want to skip it, you can just buy an account with a few thousand followers and edit it into your own. Never buy followers, they are all automated bots and will be banned eventually and are thus a scam. If you find yourself interested in buying an Instagram account to bootstrap yourself and use while on your trip to Ukraine, you can contact me. In my research on the topic I came across a few legitimate account selling services and I can point you in the right direction. Still, I don’t advise doing this, but it’s much better than not having a popular Instagram account while in Ukraine.

Cold Approaching Local Ukrainian Women – My Thoughts

Cold approaching is like marketing yourself, a gigantic targeted advertisement that you’re on the market. She most likely doesn’t want what you’re trying to sell her, aka you, but if you never try you’ll never make any sales.

I can also tell you from personal experience, I tried the friends of friends/clubs/social events approach. At least here in Ukraine it works like dog shit, not worth the effort. Now as I walk around the city in my day to day life I just beeline to any woman I find attractive and I do exactly this:

“Excuse me, do you speak any English?”
If no, I move on, if yes:
“I think you’re cute, can I have your Telegram or Instagram? I’d like to take you on a date later.”
If no, who cares. If yes I message her hello immediately and begin negotiating the time/date/place we are going to meet.

It’s one gigantic filter of no’s, which is great, because it allows me to find exactly what I’m looking for, someone who is attractive, speaks some English, single, and willing to go on a date.

Let’s break it down. I can do 100 cold approaches standing at a metro station in 3 hours, easily more, but let’s assume 3 hours.
Approximately 50 will stop and speak some English.
Approximately 25 will give me their contact information.
Approximately 12 will actually reply ever and not just ghost me.
Approximately 6 will actually be an “available” woman, aka no boyfriend and not married, not committed to working/school all the time, or otherwise some social red flag that makes me stop talking to her.

I end up with 1-3 in person dates for a drink or dinner when I do this.

That’s a 2% success rate overall just to get a date. What do I get on Tinder/Badoo/Bumble? Maybe 1 date a month using all my swipes if I’m lucky (I’m not paying for that shit). To compare, my buddy who is local Ukrainian and looks extremely good has a higher success rate per approach than mine, but he makes 1/4th or less the approaches I do, so I end up doing way better than he does. He’s constantly single and I always am juggling multiple dates or a girlfriend.

That’s just cold approaching outside. In bars I do a lot better, I estimate it at 10%+ to get a date because I do more social interaction.

The moral of the story here is, if you’re willing to put 8 hours in to a job you should also be willing to put in 8 hours to find a girlfriend or wife since that’s really what you want.

Lifehack – Teach English In Ukraine

I get asked often about teaching English in Ukraine and I want to say, yes, this is a good idea, for many reasons. It’s fairly easy to get a job teaching English in Ukraine if you have literally any college degree or a TEFL certification. There are many schools who will hire you as a native speaker, but the pay won’t be great. Private tutoring pays much better, but you’ll need to start somewhere to build up a client list and reputation and one of the many English language schools is a great place to start. However, the main reason guys come to Ukraine isn’t to work as an relatively low paid teacher, it’s to meet women! This is the main benefit of teaching English in Ukraine. You are going to meet a ton of local women. I know multiple guys who taught English not for the paycheck but just for the social benefits. Getting paid was just a bonus.

Another option is to attend one of the many social English/Ukrainian/Russian language meetups that happen frequently around the city. There are some long standing clubs that meet in public places just to have conversations in English and meet new people and I will gladly put you in contact with these groups if you contact me. They can also be great for just making new friends and opening new doors to social event invitations here in Kyiv.

/pol/ vs Reddit Cucks

I met a guy from Reddit who has been staying in Kyiv as an expat for 6 years. Since he was from Reddit I already know he is likely to be a cuck, and reddit did not disappoint. He invited along his Canadian “businessman” friend as well. I also invited Henners who I met from the Couchsurfing Telegram channel for Kyiv and met him for the first time. Henners and I were trolling the Couchsurfing telegram group chat and knew we had found each other being based in the middle of cucked chat. So it’s the 4 of us all having a good time, drinking, and hiding our power level when the legendary Jeff walks in fresh off the plane from America, back for his second visit to Ukraine. It didn’t take long but eventually I dropped the n word and this pissed off the Canadian redditor. He got super offended of course.

Jeff, being unaware of the situation and simply being the legend that is Jeff, reveals his power level immediately in talking to the Canadian. I simply watched as Jeff talked and the Canadian got more and more offended. Eventually the Canadian and his friend walked out on us, calling all of us sex tourists (as if he wasn’t the biggest one at the table). The Canadian left behind a nearly untouched beer, which I eventually claimed as the spoils of war against the redditors. A few more friends showed up including Nate and his girlfriend. Eventually I went and hit on a group of three girls as I typically do, and ended up getting Jeff and Henners at seat at their table to talk to the girls.

I left them with the girls and noticed two English speakers at the bar and so I introduced myself. Turns out they were British and literally glow-in-the-dark-CIA niggers. I had found glowies! They even showed me their ID cards. They had come to Kyiv basically to spy, probably on me. They admitted they had been eavesdropping in on our conversation. I ended up inviting them to join our table. We decided to leave shortly after, but not before I got given one delicious glowing sausage by the feds. Luckily it was not poisoned.

On the way out of the bar to go home there’s a pretty girl about to walk by so I tell the group someone needs to try to talk to her. Everyone is pretty drunk and no one is willing to do it. So I decided fuck it and I hit on her. I realized my phone was dead, so I gave her my Telegram and promptly forgot about her, until the morning, when she messaged me. We’ll see what comes of that…

The King Of Kyiv Gets Into A Fight

I often get asked about stories from my time in Ukraine and so I will be publishing a series of these stories.

Nate found me on a 4chan related Discord server known as /aan/, also called Adopt A Neet. This server is focused on helping people make connections and help each other out with common interests with an overall focus on improving oneself. I posted a message offering people to come to Ukraine which interested Nate and so he messaged me. After a very short conversation he booked a flight and had his travel date set. I gave Nate as much advice as I could in preparation and answered all his questions, but he wasn’t ready for the actual experience here in Ukraine.

Nate landed at the airport and took an Uber to Maidan (Independence Square) in Kyiv where I met him. We had dinner at an excellent Georgian restaurant on Maidan called Гамарджоба Генацвале-Gamardzhoba Genacvale which is my second favorite Georgian restaurant here in Kyiv. Of course I am biased here, but the best one is owned by one of my local Ukrainian friend’s parents. We had some excellent food and a few drinks, after which we moved to Copper Pub located on Maidan as well to continue drinking. Copper Pub can be a decent place to meet other expats due to it’s central location and proximity to hotels, and the prices are also decent and the service great.

I was only on my second beer at Copper Pub when a bunch of British guys showed up, possibly already drunk. I was telling Nate some funny stories and imparting some wisdom about Ukraine, what to do and what not to do. We were minding our own business off in a corner of the bar just having a good time. One particular British guy decided to make our conversation his business by eavesdropping and he did not like what he was hearing. He started accusing me of being racist, which was very surprising to me, as of course I am a racist. However, not wanting to make an issue of it and avoid any problems, I decided to go with comedy to hopefully diffuse the situation and get them to leave us alone.

I told the British guy everyone in Ukraine is racist, and also, how could I be racist? I have my Jewish friend Nate here with me and explained it’s all in good humor. I threw up a nazi salute and so did Nate with me and we had a good laugh. Unfortunately, this did not go over very well and they took it the wrong way. However, after a few more exchanges of words I thought things were resolved and we went back to minding our own business. This did not last long. Eventually one of the British guys came over to ask if I really was a racist. Again, I went for the comedy answer and showed him some things on my phone intended to make him laugh. While I was doing this, the original guy who had the real problem with me walked over to me, grabbed my phone out of my hand, and threw it against the bar. I stood up to go recover my phone and decide what to do about this, but the choice was made for me as I got hit in the side as I was standing up.

At that point I knew what needed to be done and I figured I had an advantage. I understand Ukraine and there would be no help coming, and most likely no cops coming either. Still wearing my crown I always wear when out, and with my full force I rammed the guy about 8 feet backwards and slammed him into the bar, then proceeded to beat the shit out of him quickly until he dropped to the floor. A scuffle happened and I got backed into the corner between the wall and the bar, but I never stopped throwing punches as multiple guys rushed me. Like Butterbean the boxer I just kept swinging until there was no one within reach to hit. Some of their group helped recover their guys and they took up position across the bar. Nate remained sitting the whole time, mostly in shock of what had happened so quickly.

The tiny waitress kept asking them to leave as they kept yelling at me. I challenged them to come at me, and certainly the waitress wasn’t going to stop them, but given they had already lost, they decided to leave. I picked up my crown which had fallen off in the fight and recovered my phone from the floor which was functionally undamaged and sat back down and kept drinking my beer. I had done what I had to do in order to protect my client Nate from the British cucks. I told him “Welcome to Ukraine”. Actually this was the only fight I had been in so far in almost 6 months, but there were a few other near altercations with local drunks I managed to avoid.

While going over the fight with Nate a local friend of mine who we will called Vlad texted me he was nearby and so I offered him to join us. A short while later he did and after finishing our drinks the three of us decided to walk over to Kreshchatyk street and help Nate gain some experience talking to women walking by, also called “day game”. We never made it to Kreshchatyk street. Half way there while walking through Maidan Nate broke the number one rule of Ukraine for newcomers, “Do Not Talk To Local Slavic Men”. He saw three guys drinking vodka on Maidan and decided he would ignore this advice and try talking to them. I was nearby talking to some girls so I didn’t see the fight, but the 3 local guys decided to attack Nate and Vlad. Multiple police officers were nearby and just stood there and watched as it happened, as is common in Ukraine. Luckily no one was seriously injured and we got out of there and went our separate ways. Nate learned the reason for the rule and the consequences of ignoring my advice quickly.

I hope you enjoyed the story of my first, and almost second fight in Ukraine, and hopefully this helps you to avoid problems in the future.

Temporary Residency Permit Information

In this article I am going to cover many of the things you need to know regarding long term stays in Ukraine and Temporary Residency Permits.

What is a TRP (Temporary Residency Permit?

A TRP is a Temporary Residency Permit. This is a legal document in the form of a plastic ID card which entitles the holder to certain rights and privileges in Ukraine. In order to stay in Ukraine long term and travel freely without worrying about visas and other limitations on staying in Ukraine as a tourist you will need to obtain a Temporary Residency Permit. The cost of obtaining a TRP varies depending on which method you use. The four most common TRPs are student, business, volunteer, and marriage. I will cover all four of these options and some of the pros and cons of each of these TRPs.

The process of obtaining a TRP is rather straight forward on paper, but in reality is a very complex process due to the nature dealing with the government in Ukraine as well as needing various official translation services and documents notarized. I have helped many people determine which TRP best suits their individual needs as well as help them through the process of obtaining a TRP and pointing them in the right direction. I learned all this information by spending months studying the process and meeting with numerous lawyers and other organizations offering TRPs in attempting to determine for myself which TRP was best for my own needs, as well as finding the most reputable and cheapest options in Ukraine to get the process done. While it is technically possible to do everything yourself to obtain a TRP, unless you speak fluent Russian or Ukrainian and have a background in law you absolutely will need assistance.

For most people the easiest, fastest, and cheapest option is a student TRP. You also gain the benefit of access to a university where you may attend classes, including language classes. Foreigners are extremely well liked and this also opens the door to numerous social events on campus. For most foreigners the social benefits alone, making friends and meeting women, make this the most attractive option for staying long term in Ukraine. The cost for this TRP is $2,000 USD and the TRP will be valid for 2 years. If you decide to get a student visa I will be able to personally help you through the entire process.

The second option is a business TRP. You’ll need to work with a lawyer here who will hire you to work for a company, make you the director of the company, then transfer the company to you. This requires a lot more paperwork, but gives you the legal right to work here locally in Ukraine. A business TRP is valid for 3 years and will cost $2,400 up front and approximately $3,000 USD in total over the 3 years.

The third option is a volunteer TRP. For this you will need to actually volunteer in Ukraine with a recognized charitable organization at least weekly. You’ll also need to pass an interview to be considered. The cost of this TRP is approximately $1,050 for 1 year.

The fourth option is a marriage TRP. For this you will need to actually find someone to marry while here on your tourist visa. If you manage to do this you can leverage situation into a marriage TRP which is valid for 2 years, after which you can become a citizen of Ukraine by marriage. If you find yourself needing help in this situation contact me for assistance getting this type of TRP.

In all cases, the process to obtain a TRP begins in Ukraine. You must start the process physically while present in Ukraine. The process can be made simple by signing a power of attorney to allow someone to file paperwork on your behalf, or travel around with an assistant to file the paperwork yourself. Once you begin the process in Ukraine you must travel to a Ukrainian embassy located in a different country to process your TRP application. Depending on your choice of embassy this can take one day, or possibly weeks waiting for the TRP application to be processed. I can assist you on planning this trip to make it as quick and easy as possible. With your paperwork in hand from the embassy you will return to Ukraine using this visa to enter Ukraine, then file for your Temporary Residency Permit physical plastic card.

The whole process can take anywhere from 15 to 30 working days, so you will want to start the process of obtaining your TRP with no less than 45 days remaining on your current tourist visa. The process can be expedited if you are nearing the end of your tourist visa, and if you need to leave the country after starting the process this is fine as the documents you need to file at an Ukrainian embassy can be mailed to you.

If you would like to start the process of getting your Temporary Residency Permit or have any questions about the process please contact me.